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I'm Not Insulting You, I'm Describing You" Statement Throw Pillow

I'm Not Insulting You, I'm Describing You" Statement Throw Pillow

Regular price $26.88 USD
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A bold, sassy square pillowcase that speaks up without raising its voice. The black background and pink lettering read like a wink across the room: “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.” Gold accents and a lipstick-kiss graphic add playful glamour, and the double-sided print keeps the attitude visible from every angle. Slip it over a favorite insert to bring instant personality to a living room chair, bedroom stack, or office lounge. It’s low-maintenance and wrinkle-resistant, so the snarky charm stays crisp even on busy days.

Product Features
- 100% spun polyester — resists wrinkles and holds shape
- Double-sided print for full visual impact
- Concealed beige zipper with metal head for clean finish
- Pillow insert not included
- Pre-constructed; size may vary by ±0.5"

Care instructions
- Remove the pillows cover if it's removable. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soap water. Machine wash, max 40°C, normal cycle. Do not bleach, do not tumble dry. Iron, steam or dry low heat only. Do not dry-clean. Fluff to reshape when assembled back together.

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