{"product_id":"im-not-insulting-you-im-describing-you-statement-throw-pillow","title":"I'm Not Insulting You, I'm Describing You\" Statement Throw Pillow","description":"\u003cp\u003eA bold, sassy square pillowcase that speaks up without raising its voice. The black background and pink lettering read like a wink across the room: “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.” Gold accents and a lipstick-kiss graphic add playful glamour, and the double-sided print keeps the attitude visible from every angle. Slip it over a favorite insert to bring instant personality to a living room chair, bedroom stack, or office lounge. It’s low-maintenance and wrinkle-resistant, so the snarky charm stays crisp even on busy days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- 100% spun polyester — resists wrinkles and holds shape\u003cbr\u003e- Double-sided print for full visual impact\u003cbr\u003e- Concealed beige zipper with metal head for clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Pillow insert not included\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-constructed; size may vary by ±0.5\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Remove the pillows cover if it's removable. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soap water. Machine wash, max 40°C, normal cycle. Do not bleach, do not tumble dry. Iron, steam or dry low heat only. Do not dry-clean. Fluff to reshape when assembled back together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"14\" × 14\"","offer_id":54566899744981,"sku":"14930926540669343879","price":26.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/8921\/3141\/files\/468298099794482200_2048.jpg?v=1787218219","url":"https:\/\/all-finds-shop-store.myshopify.com\/products\/im-not-insulting-you-im-describing-you-statement-throw-pillow","provider":"ABC Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}